1-Dragon Mouth Friends (Fire-Fire-Fire)
when ever these types of friend call you and….
- tell you how bad you are coz you are not intrested to talk to her.
- You have changed
- I am throwing a party coming Sunday and I know you will ditch me
- If I do not call you for 10 days and you even not feel to text me once
- (get it, I don’t want to talk)
- I am your old friend but you hang around with your new friends
2- Complaining one
- Ahh these types of friends will never understand I am not a princess I have problems too. These types of friends starts with ….
- Have you seen the roads so hard to drive
- (she never will go out to pick her kids from school, poor husband will do the favour as always)
- My mom called and gave me hard time talking about my rude kids
- Child benefit funds are not enough
- Grocery price is going sky high
- Why we have to cook and clean everyday
- This government is not fair
Blah Blah Blah
3- All time depressed friends
This type is very tricky to handle
This type goes….
- I am broke
- My mother in law ruined my life
- My friend is coming for lunch and I am sad for my mom’s sick cat
- My boyfriend does not like me anymore (Crying)
- My sister got divorce
4- Bossy friends
This type take-over on every thing
Tells you….
- We are going to eat tuna fish that’s all
- Ok I told you we are just going to the Lake
- why you were not picking my call
- We are going to watch the movie I text you
- Wear blue tomorrow
- Buy me food
5-Gossiping friends
This the most anoying type, this type of friend knows everything about everyone.
She says….
- Did you hear Angel got married to a boy who is 4 years younger to her
- I went to a dinner and oh my God they had served very spicy food and it was not even warmed-up
- My friend bought a new car and guess what its colour is so bright (Yuck)
- My friend’s husband forgot her birthday
6- Sneaky friends
- What did you cook today
- Where did you go for shopping
- How much you pay for your purse
- I saw you in the mall what were you buying
- What did your husband is taking you for trip
7-Angel from outside and devil from inside
This is world’s worst type
This type always stay happy and well spoken but inside there is another fight is going on in them.This type of friends you will find in every friends circle
- Oh yeah this looks very good on you
- I was worried about you
- She lies that she is so close to you and then stabs you
- She admires your cooking in-front of you but when you turn, she makes faces
8- Best one
This type is so close to your heart
- Best of all she is non-judgmental
- Loves you for you
- She respects you and others
- She is Genuine
- She is a good listener
- She knows what to say and what not to
- She cares about your feelings
- She is honest/trust worthy
- She always concerned about you
- She share her problems too but give you time to breath 😉
- She share happy stuff
- She brings happiness in your life
- She encourage you when you really need it
- She understand you are lazy on weekends
- If you cancel anything at very short period of time
- If you can not make it for dinner at her place
- If you don’t reply to her texts
- She understands you if you don’t pick her call
My friends….
- I am blessed to have an awesome group of friends
- I am blessed my friends have so many good qualities
- My friends are my strength and my happiness
- Hanging out with them is always a pleasure
If you Know any of this type please leave a message and share your thoughts.
Anju 